paperclip-

I'll be your paper clip
I'll help you get a grip
on all the things that tingle, gripe and itch

I'll be your post-it note
I'll help you keep a tote
of all those stupid, nagging bits of kitsch

I'll be your fil-o-fax
I'll help you to keep track
of every little tick that makes you twitch

I'll be your shopping list
and help you shake your fist
at all those things that make your life a bitch

I'll be your envelope
I'll help your grab and grope
for all those things you want to hide away

I'll be your sticky-tape
I'll help you mould and shape
the stuff that needs securing in the fray

I'll be your a-z
of everything you want to be
the list that keeps you glued and helps you stay

I'll be your paper shredder
we'll destroy the evidence together
I understand the games we have to play